Super-bust: Fed Balance Sheet
This song is dedicated to the Fed balance shi– I mean sheet.
Hahaha, Lets Wreck the Planet…
George Bush may well be the most thoughtless President in American history. Under his Administration, all of America has fallen apart. It is without any sort of reflection that he may well also put an end to this idea of American history, et al. At the G8 Summit, our President, the “leader of the free world”, whose known for sharp wit, powerful wielding of the English language, and infinite charm and savvy, went ahead and showed exactly how concerned he is about the environment; he joked about it. So, to all my friends out there who voted for Mr. Bush: thanks.
I want to tip my hat to you (in that now almost Daily-Show-famous, ‘drunken-presidential’ way) and say with all the sarcasm in my black little heart “Ahahahaha, Yes! Lets Wreck the Planet… So We Along With All Other Life Can Die A Horrifyingly Slow, Painful, Human-Engineered Death… Wheeee!!!!” Now, isn’t that something wonderful to laugh about?
Bush thought so; Goodbye, from the world’s biggest polluter!
President Businessman
They say don’t belie
ve everything that you read. The most prominent target might be
Wikipedia. Well, I think in this case, maybe they nailed it on the head. Say ‘Hello’ to President Businessman. He’s got such a wonderful view on finance and economics. Congressional Baseball investigation anyone?
The United States of Profligacy
prof·li·ga·cy [prof-li-guh-see]
–noun
| 1. | shameless dissoluteness. |
| 2. | reckless extravagance. |
| 3. | great abundance. |
[Origin: 1730–40; proflig(ate) + -acy
]
Computer Science
Science allows scientists to practice theory. Theory is when you know something, but it doesn’t work. Practice is when something works, but you don’t know why. Therefore, through programming, Computer Science allows computer scientists to combine theory and practice; nothing works and no one knows why. Therefore, let us not forget as stated quite sharply in Taligent’s Guide to Designing Programs, there is no code faster than no code.
Gay Bond
This picture of Sean Connery has me laughing hysterically. “Bond… Gay Bond.”
Christian Threesome
And now announcing the New Holy Trinity…
The Long Ride In…
So, for probably better than half my life, I’ve had to commute to get where I needed to be. When I went to High School, I had to take a bus, followed by an elevated train that became a subway, across Philadelphia, and then walk a ways. Later, at my first (real) job, I had to take an Amtrak regional rail line out to Ivyland, and again, walk. This time it was only a few miles. When I left there, for my next (read: higher paying) job, I was commuting from the Philadelphia/Bucks County border for four hours each way, out to and back from Allentown,PA. I commute two and a half hours now still. In my mind its “The Long Ride In…” and it always has been. And so, I’ve always needed some amount of companionship on my daily journey.
The NOT So Funny Future
Here are some predictions made in 1900, about life 100 years in the future. What do I predict for the near future? Thats easy: dark humor.
Prediction #2: The American will be taller by from one to two inches. His increase of stature will result from better health, due to vast reforms in medicine, sanitation, food and athletics. He will live fifty years instead of thirty-five as at present for he will reside in the suburbs. The city house will practically be no more. Building in blocks will be illegal. The trip from suburban home to office will require a few minutes only. A penny will pay the fare.
Yep, The American will be taller alright. And being American will come standard with: a bigger penis, larger bank account, faster car, cooler sunglasses, better drugs & sex, a mansion with a swimming pool, a hot wife, perfect kids, and high-level officials that make you feel like a genius. Horray!