Caninus

Caninus

No matter how many seasons you spend on the Internet, you can still be skull-smacked with surprise by the things you’ll come across.  Another summer is all but over, Rover.

Before the summer is gone entirely though kids, maybe you ought to get out your Winter coat, hoodie, hat and gloves — don’t forget your Painter’s breathing mask or random alien face too — and go see a concert!

The summer season is the best time to go places with friends, family, and especially to spend time outside with your pets. So, why not do it all in one go of it– soothe your savage beast with Caninus!

Caninus hails from a groundbreaking new genre of speed metal: PitBull Grindcore.  Thats right, whatever in the holy shit Grindcore is– this is specifically Pitbull Grindcore.  And as much as I’d like to be, no, I’m not joking– I couldn’t make this up, I’m not nearly that creative– the lead singer is one of those Pitbull — the other is his backup. The three human asshats play the music.

DMX must love these guys. Bahahahaa–

Where muh dawgs at, son!?!? – Where muh dawgs rap, son!!

Lyrics: Pink Floyd - Keep Talking (Samples)

For million of years, mankind lived just like the animals.  Then something happened, that unleashed the power of our imagination — we learned to talk…

It doesn’t have to be like this, all we need to do, is make sure, we keep talking.

“Lets Put a Smile on that Face!”

Bob Kane’s novels come to life. And Ledger’s best work. His Joker was disturbing, dazzling and surprising; a masterwork of villainry.

Lyrics: Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

My friends (who’ve quit on me) always end up asking me the first two questions in these lyrics — because I apparently need to calm down as they have — and I always reply about the same as the song, from this state of cynical and sarcastic realization: this Superman has too many problems to solve. In other words, I can’t calm down for the same reason I didn’t just stay down on the farm and listen to my old man. I’m not meant for that or to know people that want to live denying the darknesses that surround them when they ought to re-find their youthful innocence, and be inspired to create light — or “be too young to be singing the blues.”

When are you gonna come down
When are you going to land
I should have stayed on the farm
I should have listened to my old man

You know you can’t hold me forever
I didn’t sign up with you
I’m not a present for your friends to open
This boy’s too young to be singing the blues

So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can’t plant me in your penthouse
I’m going back to my plough

Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad
Oh I’ve finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road

What do you think you’ll do then
I bet that’ll shoot down your plane
It’ll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again

Maybe you’ll get a replacement
There’s plenty like me to be found
Mongrels who ain’t got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground

Lyrics: Jealous Guy

I was feeling insecure. You might not love me anymore. I was shivering inside. I was shivering inside. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’m sorry that I made you cry. Oh no, I didn’t want to hurt you, I’m just a jealous guy.

Rocketman

…And all the science I don’t understand — it’s just my job five days a week…

Dangerous Knowledge

From the mind there can be no escape. A simple notion can influence, until we’re a daze in thought. Yet, some thoughts are so complex and run so long they are able to penetrate the core of the mind from which they spring. Some realizations so ultimate they might even revoke our sense of self. For even when we are lost in thought do we rarely understand the truth, that we are lost to thought. Here the BBC covers exactly that in a documentary entitled Dangerous Knowledge. The film covers a group of geniuses who each ended their quest for knowledge in suicide.

Knight Will Fall

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I wonder if this Kitt knows where I left my black, rubber-banded Timex, circa 1981.

IFPI: Ten Things They Don’t Like About File Sharing

Boy, the IFPI does not like file sharing. Oh, for anyone who does not know what the IFPI is, the statement below was taken from their mission page:

IFPI represents the recording industry worldwide with some 1400 members in 75 countries and affiliated industry associations in 49 countries.

Here are few things they call “Inconvenient Truths” on the topic of file-sharing, released recently.

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